Our leaflet distribution teams at www.wheretoadvertise.co.uk have a sense of humour, at the monthly review one of our operatives shared this joke with all the guys at Fastletterbox and we thought is to good not to be included in our Blog at www.wheretoadvertise.co.uk Enjoy it:
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic”
- That’s Direct Marketing.
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, “She’s fantastic.”
- That’s Advertising.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic.”
- That’s Telemarketing.
You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, “May I,” and reach up to brush lightly against his arm, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic.”
- That’s Public Relations.
You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic.”
- That’s Brand Recognition.
You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend.
- That’s a Sales Rep.
Your friend can’t satisfy him so he calls you.
- That’s Tech Support.
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